Monday, August 16, 2010
A Funny Bar Joke! c",)
A young man goes into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist, “Could you give me a condom? I’m going to my girlfriend’s house for dinner and I might get lucky!” The pharmacist gives him the condom, but as the young man is going out, he returns and says: “Give me another condom. My girlfriend’s sister is very cute ad she always crosses her legs provocatively when she sees me. I might get lucky with her, too.”
As the boy leaves again he turns back and says: “I need one more condom. My girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute and she always makes eye contact. I think she is expecting me to make a move!” During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, “Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you gave us.” A minute later the boy is still praying; “Thank you, Lord, for your kindness.” Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying while still keeping his head down.
Finally, his girlfriend gets closer to the boy and whispers in his ear, “I didn’t know you were so religious.” To which the boy replies, “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!
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Thursday, March 4, 2010
This One's FUNNY
Doctor says to patient: You just came in at the Right Time!
Patient: Tell me doc, is it really that SERIOUS?
Doctor: Not That Really. Because U'll definitely just Well... Tomorrow!
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Monday, December 7, 2009
A FunNy AnEcdoTe!
A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk inside The BAR.
Spielberg: (Hit the Chinese on the face)
Chinese: Why did you hit me?
Spielberg: Because you bombed the Pearl Harbor.
Chinese: But that's Japanese. I'm Chinese.
Spielberg: Japanese.. Chinese.. Vietnamese. All the same.
Chinese: (Hit Spielberg on the face)
Spielberg: Why did you hit me?
Chinese: Because you destroyed Titanic.
Spielberg: But that's not me, it's the Iceberg.
Chinese: Iceberg.. Carlsberg.. Spielberg. You're all the same.
=P
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Monday, October 26, 2009
Joke Tym =P
A restaurant posts a sign that says "$500 if we fail to fill your order." A customer decides to put it to the test by ordering " Elephant ears on Rye". The waitress writes down his order and walks to the kitchen.
Seconds later, the Chef storms out of the kitchen, goes to the customer's table, and slams down $500 bills. "You Got Me," he tells the customer. "But I want you to know that this is the first time in ten years we've been out of Rye bread."
source: Readers Digest
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
HALLOWEEN JOKE
Tanong:
Baket may tahi sa noo si Frankenstein?
Sagot:
Nauntog sya! ;P
T:
Baket "hihihihihi" ang sinasabi ng mga "Witch"?
S:
Naunahan na kasi sila ni Santa Klaws sa "hohohohoho".
T:
Baket Pumpkin ang sikat na gulay pag-Halloween?
S:
Kasi panget tingnan kung mag-kukorte ka ng mukha sa sitaw, talong, kamatis, etc.
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